song titles I don't get.

"More than a woman" by the Bee Gees

"You're more than a woman, more than a woman to me."

What the fuck does "more than a woman" mean? What more than a woman does the guy want? Maybe it's like that supermarket in Panama (El Rey) where they used to move stock by wrapping two items together in duct tape and selling them as a cut rate package deal. The thing that was great about El Rey, though, was that they didn't ever care what things they taped together, they would just be two random things. I swear to god there used to be stuff like a carving knife taped to a pack of maxi-pads. Anyhow, what more than a woman does this guy want…oh yeah, I married her because she came taped to a can of tuna. You know, the woman herself was kind of meh…I was sitting on the fence…but then, you know, with the tuna, I was like well it's like a relationship and lunch.

"Even the nights are better" by Air Supply

"Even the nights are better, now that we're here together"

This song was obviously written by virgins because the night is the easy part of the relationship. Oh yeah, you know I was totally enjoying all that watching TV and going to boring cocktail parties and all that, but lets face it, all the nights in bed together having crazy sexual intercourse or, you know, just being naked and hugging and all that, I mean that stuff is totally boring. I'm so used to being by myself all night long and being sexually unfulfilled and I was concerned that, now that I have a girlfriend, I would have to give up those long precious hours of misery.

Those are the only ones I can think of right now. If you have more tell me.