April 9, 2012

Radical Marxist maxims of condo living, volume 1.

1:  No one can change the world for good, but it is still the work of the righteous to fell the demons of your own generation.

2:  No matter how good your view is when you move in, it will be blocked by another condo within a year.  Don't complain about it, because you deserve what you get for moving into a place that cast a shadow over a stretch of earth that used to grow flowers.

3:  I really don't care what kind of flat screen TV you own. If you mention it again I'm going to punch you in the face.